Raising a child can be extremely difficult, but it doesn’t have to be all that bad. Here are ways that you can survive parenthood with CBD!
By: Paaez Coleman
Remember, all of these tips are meant for adults; we do not recommend the use of CBD for children. However, if you’re a CBD-loving parent, we’ve got some truly amazing wisdom to share with you! Nothing truly prepares you for children, and there’s no manual or how-to guide when it comes to raising them. Sure, you can read dozens of parenting books, but you’ll never understand the demands of parenthood until you have to be available to a little human every single moment of the day!
To be frank, it can be utterly exhausting, but my goodness, it is so rewarding to see them learn and grow into the people they want to be. That’s why we want to reward you for “surviving parenthood”, and products like these will help do just that!
Surviving “Indoor Playgrounds”
Have you ever been to an indoor playground? If you haven’t, my goodness are they intense! You might be wondering, how could an indoor playground be intense? Well, let me paint a picture for you: you’ve promised your son or daughter you’d take them to this new indoor playground that opened up down the street; the biggest one of its kind, according to its ads. You walk in and you’re blown away by this Costco-sized play area, and because of its sheer magnitude, you don’t feel that it’s safe for your kid to run around all alone.
This means you can’t just sit down and watch them play. You’ve gotta get in there; run, jump, roll and maybe even fall with them. So, you spend two hours running through multi-colored foam beams, walls and pits. All throughout your lengthy playtime, you’re being pushed and kicked by little hands and feet that are struggling to maneuver through the play area as well. Not to mention, it’s hot, humid and the air reeks of sweaty feet and tiny bodies. All the while, you’re struggling in your own way to keep up with your kid! If you’re exhausted reading this, then trust us, it’s ten times more exhausting when you’re actually in there!
When you finally get to sit down, you’re going to be sore, especially if you’re not that active in your everyday life. Oh, and remember that little tumble you took through the unicorn obstacle course? Yeah, you’re going to really feel that the next day! That’s why you’re going to want our Muscle & Joint CBD Hemp Cream! It contains a robust amount of CBD and pairs it with the powerful soothing effects of white willow bark, menthol and caffeine. White willow bark has been utilized for centuries as a natural remedy for minor aches and pains. Menthol takes it a step further and provides a cooling sensation that travels deep to the source of discomfort. Life with kids is an active life, and you’re going to end up being a little sore at times, so this cream is a must-have!
Surviving “Sick Days”
Most days, children bounce off the walls with an immense amount of energy that you kind of envy, so when that energy slows it’s natural to be a little concerned. A big part of parenthood is simply worrying about your child getting enough of everything they need on a daily basis. Are they getting enough of those vital nutrients and vitamins? Did they play with that friend who always has a dried line of snot across their face? Do they wash their hands enough, or at all, when they’re at school? Oh, the worry never ends! So, you make sure to give them multivitamins and elderberry syrup to keep their immune system healthy and strong, and you make sure to get those fruits and veggies in their food, even if you have to sneak it into some kind of sauce! But, even when you’re doing everything right, those sick days are still inevitable, and unfortunately, when they get sick, you will most likely get sick too!
All this means is that you’ve got to boost your immune system as well, and you can do that with our most innovative formulation yet: our Wellness 2:1 CBG + CBD Tincture! This revolutionary tincture is going to act as a wellness boost and provide servings of powerful, antioxidant-rich Curcumin and Coenzyme Q10. Curcumin is an extraordinary compound that produces a long list of health and wellness benefits such as improved brain function and boosted immune system. Coenzyme Q10 is a compound that your body naturally produces, but it slows as we age. It helps your cells generate energy, and you’ll need all the energy you can get on this wild ride we call parenthood. True enough, you’ve got to keep the kids healthy, but you’ve got to get your vitamins and minerals too, so you can be there for them!
Surviving “The Tantrum”
You’ve seen it before: a parent who seems to be exercising their last ounce of patience as their kid produces ear-piercing screams and throws themselves to the ground in protest of something that obviously matters a whole lot to them. The parent looks around to assess the level of embarrassment they should feel before picking their kid up off the floor and attempting to carry on with their shopping. You can still hear the kid from across the store, and you sympathize with the parent who is trying their hardest to make it through what might be the third or fourth tantrum that they have already endured that day!
Tantrums are no fun – if you’ve been there you know – but we’ve got something that is sure to lighten your mood! Our CBDfx Lemonade Chill Shot is the perfect way to push through the fatigue that falls upon us during parenthood at times. It’s packed with 20mg of full spectrum CBD and 200mg of L-Theanine, which is just what you’re going to need to power through “one of those days”. The L-Theanine is going to give you a natural boost of energy, and it will also boost your GABA, serotonin and dopamine levels. This will help you maintain a good mood and positive mindset, even though your kid just threw their GI Joe at your forehead!
Parenthood can get the best of us sometimes, but it doesn’t have to be that way! Let’s face it, sometimes we all need a little help. Haven’t you heard the saying, “It takes a village”? Let us be your village here at CBDfx and provide the tools for surviving “parenthood”!